(1990) Action comedy with Arnold Schwarzenegger. A tough cop goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher. Tough? Ha! The kids'll take him down in no time. [AD,S]
(2020) Comedy-drama with Liam Neeson. An estranged father and son team up to fix up and sell an old Tuscan villa that their late wife and mother left to them.
This week it's the summer holidays and 17-year-old Reuben has taken some time off to help his parents with their biggest summer job, hay timing. (S5 Ep6)[S]
3/3. Documentary series. Using the latest 3D scanning technology, Alexander Armstrong and Dr Michael Scott explore the romantic city of Florence. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Spy comedy film sequel starring Rowan Atkinson and Rosamund Pike, 2011. Johnny English takes on a group of international assassins who are planning on killing the Chinese premier. [S,AD]
Kirsty wants a holiday home on the Canary Island of Lanzarote for her budget of £120,000. With her best pal Wendy joining her on the search, can Craig Rowe find Kirsty her perfect place? [S]
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The fast-paced game of words hosted by Adil Ray - fighting it out alongside the reigning Lingo champions are student couple Luke and Sonali and Phil and Jonathan's team. [S]
Dressed to Kill: When drag queens sashay into the village of Elverton-cum-Latterly, they are ostracised when their charity event clashes with an annual dominoes competition. [S,AD] S23 Ep4
A lifeboat is converted into a camping pod. A mum and three daughters create a charming straw bale house. And George enjoys an oriental delight on the Isle of Wight. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sat, Mar 14, 6:15 pm
Channel 4+1
60 mins
What's New Scooby-Doo?
She Sees Sea Monster at the Sea Shore. The gang's tropical island vacation gets ruined when they stumble across a sea monster. [S,AD]
Tombliboos' Tower of Five. In a magical forest, characters have adventures. The Pontipines count to five. Makka Pakka builds a pile of five stones. The Tombliboos are in their bush. Also in HD. [S]
Graham Norton invites barrister Daniel, site manager Lorraine, and software sales rep Nicole to take on the iconic Wheel and tackle a series of puzzles for a shot at 50,000 pounds. [S,AD] S3 Ep9
Bradley Walsh hosts as Danny John-Jules, Yinka Bokinni, Tom Bosworth and Eamonn Holmes hope to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charity... but have they got what it takes? [S,AD]
Bond film starring Roger Moore and Christopher Lee, 1974. 007 learns that he has become the target of an assassin who kills his victims with a highly distinctive weapon. [S,AD]
The B&Bers head for the Distant Hills Guest House in Spean Bridge, run by Dani and Cameron. The guests are blown away by the scenic views, but a dirty discovery leads to tears at feedback. [S]
...Delaney (Omnibus). An unflinching account of the life and death of Rob Delaney's young son Henry, told with honesty, humour and much, much love. Contains strong language.
After WWII, the incredible and innovative weapon systems created by the Third Reich - from jet engines to guided missiles - were uncovered. S1 E11: Secret Weapons of the Third Reich
...Best Loved Comedy. Laugh-filled look at the hit sitcom starring Dame Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles, featuring a new interview with Dame Penelope, plus classic clips and archive.[S]
Paul Martin and the team look for antiques on the Essex coast when they visit Southend-on-Sea. Paul meets the son of a local man who launched trampolining in the 1950s. Also in HD. [S]
Ade Adepitan has all the best action, with a veritable dump of skiing and snowboarding medals on the slopes. Plus: enjoy the slide at the Wheelchair Curling Mixed Team gold medal match. [S,SL]
After WWII, the incredible and innovative weapon systems created by the Third Reich - from jet engines to guided missiles - were uncovered. S1 E11: Secret Weapons of the Third Reich
(2022) Romcom with Julia Roberts and George Clooney. A staggeringly beautiful, divorced couple reunite to stop their daughter's wedding in the staggeringly beautiful surroundings of Bali.
The final visit takes the B&Bers to 18 Craigmillar Park in Edinburgh. The guests are impressed by host Craig's military precision, but their feedback leaves him in quite a huff! [S]
Jo and DP look for a holiday home in Nerja on Spain's ever-popular Costa del Sol, to escape to in the winter and rent out in the summer. Can Ben Hillman deliver their dream? [S]
5/14. The Doctor's heart-breaking farewell to Amy and Rory - a race against time through the streets of Manhattan, as New York's statues come to life around them... Also in HD. [S,AD]
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson: Homer must pluck up the courage to return to New York after Barney leaves his car there on a drunken binge. (S9 Ep1/25) [AD,S]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much: Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school... (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
The fast-paced game of words hosted by Adil Ray - crossing words this time alongside the reigning Lingo champions are sisters Harriet and Ella and best mates Steve and Dave. [S]
Spy comedy film sequel starring Rowan Atkinson and Rosamund Pike, 2011. Johnny English takes on a group of international assassins who are planning on killing the Chinese premier. [S,AD]
9/20. Music legends Francis Rossi and Linda Nolan join antiques experts Philip Serrell and Natasha Raskin Sharp on an antiques pleasure cruise around Surrey and Sussex. Also in HD. [S]
...in Colour: In 1922 the discovery of Tutankhamun's tomb sparks global mania, while Egypt fights for independence, provoking a fascinating struggle for control of the ancient past. (Ep1/2) [AD,S]
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Sat, Mar 14, 7:15 pm
Channel 4+1
30 mins
Men's Six Nations: France v England
Mark Pougatch is joined by Jonny Wilkinson, Dan Biggar, and Benjamin Kayser as the curtain comes down on the 2026 Men's Six Nations with France entertaining England in Paris. [S]
Graham Norton invites barrister Daniel, site manager Lorraine, and software sales rep Nicole to take on the iconic Wheel and tackle a series of puzzles for a shot at 50,000 pounds. [S,AD] S3 Ep9
Leonard Sachs presents the silver jubilee edition of the old-time music hall programme, first broadcast on 10 January 1978. With Ken Dodd and Jan Hunt. Also in HD. [S]
It's payment day and the B&Bers meet to discuss dirty remarks and filthy findings. After their differences are aired and discrepancies debated, the winner is announced. [S]
Lord Southwold has died as Lady Southwold and a companion visit in London, but a valuable brooch goes missing and the staff come under suspicion. S2 E9: An Object of Value
The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner is an impostor whose real name is Armin Tamzarian. (S9 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Bond film starring Roger Moore and Christopher Lee, 1974. 007 learns that he has become the target of an assassin who kills his victims with a highly distinctive weapon. [S,AD]
...database wars. The relentless ascent of Larry Ellison, from winning the 'database wars' to becoming one of Silicon Valley's most combative and controversial billionaires.
Sat, Mar 14, 7:32 pm
BBC World Sv.
27 mins
The Fosdyke Saga
Josiah Fosdyke starts at the tripe works and the owner takes a shine to his daughter. Stars Philip Lowrie. From October 1983.
Ade Adepitan has all the best action, with a veritable dump of skiing and snowboarding medals on the slopes. Plus: enjoy the slide at the Wheelchair Curling Mixed Team gold medal match. [S,SL]
Sat, Mar 14, 7:45 pm
Channel 4+1
30 mins
Manchester Total Sport: Pre-Match
All the build-up and interviews ahead of today's matches involving our local teams.
Sat, Mar 14, 7:55 pm
BBC Manchester
5 mins
Select Committees - Treasury...
...Committee with Rachel Reeves. The Treasury select committee session on the Spring Statement with evidence from the chancellor of the exchequer, Rachel Reeves, on Wednesday 11 March. [S]
Former Army sergeant Jack Ford and the Seaton family cope with the aftermath of WWI; Ford is now determined to make something of himself in this brave new world. S1E1: A Land Fit for Heroes and Idiots
...List It: In Alnwick, Kirstie and Phil meet ministers Chris and Caroline, who need a divine intervention. Caroline loves their home and neighbours, but Chris craves more space. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Carolyn Quinn turns Westminster sleuth to tell the astonishing story of how and why Harold Wilson sensationally quit as Prime Minister fifty years ago.
5/6. Legendary British musical theatre star Evelyn Laye joins the dear ladies for songs and conversation. From December 1990.
Sat, Mar 14, 8:00 pm
BBC Radio 4 Ex
30 mins
BBC Introducing - Hereford &...
...Worcester, Shropshire and Stoke. WARNING: This show may contain future headliners! Andrew Marston introduces the best new music from across our area.
Simprovised: Homer turns to improvisational comedy to bolster his public speaking. Marge decides to upgrade Bart's tumbledown treehouse, but he questions her building skills. (S27 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson: Homer must pluck up the courage to return to New York after Barney leaves his car there on a drunken binge. (S9 Ep1/25) [AD,S]
The fast-paced game of words hosted by Adil Ray - battling this time alongside the reigning Lingo champions are husband and wife Sue and Wayne and cousins Serena and Neha. [S]
Action-adventure film sequel starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard, 2022. Biosyn operatives try to locate Maisie Lockwood following the destruction of Isla Nublar. [S,AD]
Dead in the Water: Barnaby and Scott dig into the luxury lifestyles of the rowing set when the annual Midsomer Regatta is brought to a standstill after a body is found in a river. [S,AD] S8 Ep2
The best global arts coverage from across the BBC.
Sat, Mar 14, 8:06 pm
BBC World Sv.
54 mins
5 Live Sport
Live rugby union commentary of France v England in the Six Nations plus updates of West Ham v Manchester City in the Premier League.
Sat, Mar 14, 8:10 pm
BBC R5L
140 mins
New: Lip-Reading the Royals:...
...What Are They Really Saying? Our most skilled lip readers go beyond the headlines to reveal what they believe was said in the extraordinary days following the death of Elizabeth II. (S1 Ep3)[S]
5/6. Gillian Snape's family are convinced that Lester Rose wants to marry her only for her money. Hetty has just one week to investigate whether his love for Gillian is genuine. Also in HD. [S]
9/12. Siobhan wrestles with a crisis of morality, Kim continues to keep secrets from Stevie, and Teddy is forced to face what's important. Also in HD. [S,AD]
...Adler. 2/3. Katya continues her journey through Germany and into Spain, paragliding over Neuschwanstein Castle and meeting nationalists in Catalonia. Also in HD. [S,AD]
...Alice Roberts: In Nimes, Alice keeps running into crocodiles and Roman landmarks better than any outside of Rome itself. Then she explores Narbonne and hops on a train to Spain. (Ep5) [AD,S]
...in Colour: In 1922 the discovery of Tutankhamun's tomb sparks global mania, while Egypt fights for independence, provoking a fascinating struggle for control of the ancient past. (Ep1/2) [AD,S]
Sat, Mar 14, 8:15 pm
Channel 4+1
60 mins
Men's Six Nations: France v England
Mark Pougatch is joined by Jonny Wilkinson, Dan Biggar, and Benjamin Kayser as the curtain comes down on the 2026 Men's Six Nations with France entertaining England in Paris. [S]
Orange Is the New Yellow: Marge is arrested for neglect after letting Bart go to the park alone, but finds that prison gives her a break from the demands of family life. (S27 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner is an impostor whose real name is Armin Tamzarian. (S9 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Epic rags-to-riches drama, based on Barbara Taylor Bradford's bestseller, charting Emma Harte's rise from maid to mogul. With Brenda Blethyn, Jessica Reynolds and Emmett J. Scanlan. (Ep1/8) [AD,S]
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Simprovised: Homer turns to improvisational comedy to bolster his public speaking. Marge decides to upgrade Bart's tumbledown treehouse, but he questions her building skills. (S27 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
(2000) Fact-based legal drama. Julia Roberts won an Oscar, Golden Globe and BAFTA for her portrayal of a single mum making a huge impact at a legal firm despite having no formal training.
Joel Dommett hosts the fast-paced game show where two families shout at the telly - this episode sees the Boyle family from Middlesborough and the Kelly family from Wales compete. [S] S2 Ep2
Action from the day's games in the Football League including Coventry City v Southampton, Middlesbrough v Bristol City, and Millwall v Blackburn Rovers in the Championship. [S]
Staff nurse Sophie has only been at King's for three weeks. One of her patients is James, a chef who accidentally stabbed himself in the thigh while chopping tomatoes. (S2 Ep10/14) [AD,S]
...Groomsman: The Scandal That Nearly Brought Down the Empire. With fascinating new evidence, this programme unravels the whispered romance between the widowed Queen and her devoted servant.[S]
...Absolutely True Story. A look at the dazzling, complex period of Liza Minnelli's life in the 1970s. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Bill leaves the bustle of the city behind and seeks solace in the beauty of mountainous Da Lat. With his head in the clouds, Bill finds love in unexpected places. (Ep3) [AD,S]
...Alice Roberts: In Nimes, Alice keeps running into crocodiles and Roman landmarks better than any outside of Rome itself. Then she explores Narbonne and hops on a train to Spain. (Ep5) [AD,S]
Action-adventure film sequel starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard, 2022. Biosyn operatives try to locate Maisie Lockwood following the destruction of Isla Nublar. [S,AD]
Broadcaster, writer and DJ Zakia Sewell curates a rich selection of global roots-based music, exploring connections between identity, folk culture and myth.
Orange Is the New Yellow: Marge is arrested for neglect after letting Bart go to the park alone, but finds that prison gives her a break from the demands of family life. (S27 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Epic rags-to-riches drama with Brenda Blethyn, Jessica Reynolds and Emmett J. Scanlan. Emma and Edwin's forbidden love deepens, but can they ever overcome their class differences? (Ep2/8) [AD,S]
4/6. Sitcom. Everyone in the Brown family has a date for Valentine's Day except Agnes. Can she really start internet dating at her age? Contains strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Britain's top armchair critics watch The Celebrity Traitors, Trigger Point, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Bake Off, Love Is Blind, DIY SOS and BBC News (clocks). (S26 Ep9) [AD,S]
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
A look at the bond between parents and children, including the youngest patient yet to be featured on the series, and what happens when the roles are reversed due to illness. (S2 Ep12/14) [AD,S]
Could rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, but he has not seen her yet... S2 E7: Things That Go Bump In The Night
(2021) Tom McCarthy's crime thriller starring Matt Damon as an all-American, still-waters-run-deep oil worker from Oklahoma who travels to Marseilles to try to get his daughter out of jail. [AD,S]
Bill leaves the bustle of the city behind and seeks solace in the beauty of mountainous Da Lat. With his head in the clouds, Bill finds love in unexpected places. (Ep3) [AD,S]
Kate Molleson talks to the composer Rhodri Davies about the new music that he's discovering now, and Kate showcases the best and latest in cutting-edge and experimental new music.
Sat, Mar 14, 10:30 pm
BBC Radio 3
120 mins
Fred At The Stand
6/8. Fred MacAulay with more stand-up from Edinburgh: Paul Tonkinson, Vladimir McTavish, Athena Kugblenu and Mick Ferry. From 2017.
The latest two minute news summary from BBC World Service.
Sat, Mar 14, 10:30 pm
BBC World Sv.
2 mins
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
Hard-hitting action from the world of All Elite Wrestling - the roster features world-class talent including Jon Moxley, Toni Storm, MJF, Ricochet and Adam Page. [S]
Juan brings a Russian sailor friend to the class who has come to England to escape Russia. Everything seems to be going alright until... S1 E10: Hello Sailor
Monty Python caused a storm with The Life of Brian, Margaret Thatcher became the UK's first female Prime Minister, and a David Bowie video stunned audiences. (Ep3)[S]
Meg Goes to College: Meg is admitted to Brown University, but after being suspended for her application being a fraud, has to prove she deserves to be there. [S,AD] S19 Ep18
From 10pm to midnight, seven nights a week, The Comedy Club brings you two hours of the funny stuff. Tonight, Alison Spittle chats with Hal Cruttenden.
Bob Fosse's musical set in 1930s Berlin. Cabaret singer Sally Bowles is lovestruck by a naive young Englishman amid the city's louche cafe society. Also in HD. [1972] [S,AD]
Scott's rushed into Queen's Medical Centre by air ambulance after crashing his motorbike at 100mph. And Peter has been crushed by an eight-tonne static caravan. (S33 Ep3) [AD,S]
Britain's top armchair critics watch The Celebrity Traitors, Trigger Point, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Bake Off, Love Is Blind, DIY SOS and BBC News (clocks). (S26 Ep9) [AD,S]
The Celebrity Traitors is on this time. There's Game of Wool: Britain's Best Knitter. And Trigger Point, Hunted, Squid Game: The Challenge and Hamza's Hidden Wild Isles. (S26 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tom Allen uncovers hilarious cock-ups featuring the nation's favourite TV shows and stars including Greg Davies, Vernon Kay, Alan Carr, Judi Love, Ant and Dec and many more. [S,AD]
Paramedics treat two children who've been hit by a car, a man who's having back-to-back epileptic seizures and a four-month-old baby who's struggling to breathe. (S12 Ep4) [S]
Double leg amputee Hari Budha Magar on becoming the first para athlete to complete the Seven Summits by ascending the highest summit on each of the seven continents.
(2021) Tom McCarthy's crime thriller starring Matt Damon as an all-American, still-waters-run-deep oil worker from Oklahoma who travels to Marseilles to try to get his daughter out of jail. [AD,S]
4/6. Hyacinth is at her wits' end, what with the charity shop, Councillor Nugent and Rose's love life. Can she cope and keep the flag flying, as well as her sanity? Also in HD. [S]
Action from the day's games in the Football League including Coventry City v Southampton, Middlesbrough v Bristol City, and Millwall v Blackburn Rovers in the Championship. [S]
(2020) Fighty, satirical horror that upset Donald Trump. Hilary Swank plays a rich lefty who likes hunting working class people to the death. But she didn't reckon on Betty Gilpin.
Silicon Steve: US animated comedy series. Steve starts a social media site for young people, but he ends up trying to take his site down when adults take over his company. [S,AD] S20 Ep20
Dancing in the Dark: Police drama series. Pole dancers, false passports and murder make for a lethal combination that draws Frost and his new assistant into a tragic case. [S,AD] S11 Ep2
