Twisted Sisterhood: US reality series. The girls' Oceanside getaway gets derailed when a tense exchange between Dorit and Kyle leaves the two at an impasse. [S] S14 Ep4
Officers find 11kg of meth concealed in a spare tire, and a woman returning from Mexico tries to cross the border with four times the amount of Tramadol than is allowed. [S,AD]
In Buenos Aires, Simon discovers that a threatened widow he has been protecting is an innocent accomplice to a brilliant robbery. S2 E18: The Romantic Matron
Billy the Kid: Boyden is intrigued by a 10-year-old boy's efforts to get arrested, and a woman from his past turns up to investigate a blackmail case, which upsets Vicky Hagen. [S]
The elusive High Fence is still at large; an arrested suspect has been poisoned to avoid him talking. Simon aims to find out what has happened and who the High Fence is. S2 E23: The High Fence
Coverage of an urgent question in the House of Commons on the impact of the closure of the Saudi East-West oil pipeline on UK energy security and fuel prices, on Tuesday 15 September. [S]
The week begins at the Old Rose & Crown in Birmingham, where paintwork problems and missing milk leave hosts Andrew and Jo with some meaty feedback to chew over. [S]
...Are They Now?: In France, can Andrew and Richard strike a better work-life balance? And retired ice cream makers Chris and Ariane need something else to keep them sweet. (S8 Ep12) [S]
Nicky Campbell takes your calls on the day's talking points, hearing views and experiences from across the UK. Call 08085 909693 (calls are free from mobiles and landlines).
Wed, Sept 16, 9:00 am
BBC R5L
120 mins
More or Less
Tim Harford explains the numbers and statistics used in everyday life.
Cambridge Hotel: Gordon visits Cambridge, NY, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
In Portsmouth, there's organic fare, glitter and sparkle, and some school dinner comparisons, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Roosevelt Inn: Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help? (S1 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Get your day off to a great start with a morning of innovative essentials for your home and garden. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
Lori's team seek out a dress for an insecure bridesmaid with body image issues. Plus, Emily's insulting outbursts threaten to spoil her friendships. S2/Ep9
Drew is in Monmouthshire at the UK's largest stockist of antique railwayana, where he spots some amazing wagon signage. In Gloucestershire he finds a stunning Victorian card table. S14/Ep15
Pattern of Guilt: Police doctor Keith Briscoe is desperate to leave his wife for an ex but loses hope when she refuses to divorce him. Then, a serial killer gives him an idea. (S5, ep 8) [S,AD]
Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine and immigration laws. (S14, ep 1) [S]
Praising the Lord for what's been done through viewers around the world on the Sonlife Broadcasting Network.
Wed, Sept 16, 9:00 am
SonLife
60 mins
New: Milkshake! Story Den
Join Olivia for a lovely story about a granddaughter who misses her old home. With Granny's help, she learns that big changes can take time. (S5 Ep8)[S]
The world's Newsroom brings you global events as they happen.
Wed, Sept 16, 9:06 am
BBC World Sv.
24 mins
Maddie + Triggs
Bubbles. It's bath time, and Maddie and Triggs embark on a bubble-tastic submarine adventure to the bottom of the ocean in search of Triggs's favourite bath toy, Denis the Ducky. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Door Jam: Frasier and Niles enjoy the plush comforts of Seattle's premier spa and are happy with their pampering - until they discover there's a 'Gold Level'. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Debra Makes Something Good: Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
The Wench Is Dead: Detective drama. Morse investigates a murder that takes him away from the familiar setting of 20th-century Oxford to solving a canal murder in Oxford in 1859. [S,AD] S8 Ep4
Reality series. Our favourite Essex crew are back together in sunny Bali. For the first time in years, everyone on the trip is getting along, but drama is never far away. [S] S33 Ep1
Coverage of an urgent question in the House of Commons on the English whisky geographical indication Single Malt definition, on Tuesday 15 September. [S]
Episode 9. Historical sketch show. A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly. [S,AD]
A woman is caught concealing thousands of prescription diet pills in her car, and officers investigate a pick-up truck with a suspicious film covering the license plate. [S,AD]
New. Booty Call: Heston is shocked when a patient visits with a body in the boot of his car. Daniel struggles to find somewhere to stay, and Michelle bumps into Ruth. [S]
Join Gethin Jones, Helen Skelton, Michelle Ackerley and the team for conversation, advice and tips to make your day that little bit easier. Also in HD. [S]
Georgia Mann plays the best in classical music, with discoveries and surprises rubbing shoulders with familiar favourites.
Wed, Sept 16, 9:30 am
BBC Radio 3
210 mins
Where Is Austin Tice?
As bombs fall and gunfights break out in the chaos after the Syrian regime's downfall, Josh Baker and his colleague Sara Obeidat are in Damascus looking for Austin Tice.
Connecting. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy tie his shoelace at a bus stop and decide to connect his shoelaces to the shoes of the other passengers. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Jill and Inez host the second visit at Middlewick in Glastonbury, where their guests are confounded by a cottage next to a camping pod, and by the avocado breakfast offering. [S]
A Harmless Vanity: When Mary learns her husband is having an affair, she invites her rival to a beach party. But the evening doesn't turn out as she expected. (S5, ep 9) [S,AD]
Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine and immigration laws. (S14, ep 2) [S]
The Harassed: Tension mounts when Frasier's forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Marie and Frank's New Friends: Ray and Debra plan to get more time to themselves by encouraging Marie and Frank to make new friends. But all does not go to plan. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Simon's holiday to a Greek village is interrupted when a mysterious visitor returns from America and The Saint must step in when they cause trouble for the locals. S2 E24: Sophia
Questions to government ministers covering the target of building 1.5m new homes, changes in the tax burden and on the integration of neighbourhood health and social care, on Tuesday 15 September. [S]
Space Vomit, Pet Mushrooms and Death by Chicken. Revolting space travel, evolving cows, pet mushrooms, and Einstein watches a car on a trampoline. [S,AD]
Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire, a town famed for furniture production - music to Simon's ears, but not a motor in sight for Henry! (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Nigel Havers presents the show in which members of the public get expert advice on selling their antiques and collectables to a panel of dealers. (S3, ep 12) [S]
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A little girl wishes that she had a birthday every year... Plus: dogs with human hands! (S30 Ep20) [AD,S]
Carl and Brianha bring the French Riviera to Bognor Regis, with lasers and a smoke machine. Justin and Karen do fine dining. And is Mark and Lisa's curry too hot for their guests to handle? [S]
Cambridge Hotel: Gordon visits Cambridge, NY, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wed, Sept 16, 10:00 am
E4+1
60 mins
Barefoot Contessa: Back To...
...Basics. Ina takes a trip down memory lane and updates some classic recipes. She cooks a meatloaf with chef Kevin Penner and modernises a smoked salmon devilled eggs. S4/Ep5
Magazine show with news and topical items, celebrity guests, expert advice, real-life stories, competitions and a mix of cookery, health, beauty, lifestyle and more. [S]
Hosts Jamie and Leila teach their guests all about their family heritage at The Griffin Inn in Lincolnshire. But the dirt is dished about the decorating, and damp patches are a problem. [S]
A bride and groom who were reality TV stars shop together. Social media pro Kristin feels the pressure to look perfect and chef Cat Cora gets married! S18/Ep10
Drew and Tee head to Cornwall to visit a brewery in St Austell. Plus, they stop in Penzance and go for a surf in the sea during their South West adventure. S14/Ep16
Never Again: Karen finds herself wound up in a cell for committing murder with no recollection of how or why she ended up in there after an argument with her boyfriend. (S1, ep 30) [S]
Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine and immigration laws. (S14, ep 3) [S]
New. Turkish Delight: An old friend of Simon begs him for help when his mother returns from holiday with a Turkish toyboy in tow, and Michelle's frustrations come to a head. [S]
Wed, Sept 16, 10:00 am
U&Drama+1
40 mins
White & Jordan with Danny Murphy
Breaking sports news, big name guests and opinionated debate on the day's top stories. Call the show on 03717 22 33 44 (Calls charged at national rate) or text 81089 (50p + charges).
Making Sounds. Preschool fun from Teletubbyland. Po makes silly, funny sounds with the levers and buttons in Home Dome and then the Tubby Phone rings for a silly Tubby Phone Dance. Also in HD. [S]
Lilith Needs a Favor: Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Door Jam: Frasier and Niles enjoy the plush comforts of Seattle's premier spa and are happy with their pampering - until they discover there's a 'Gold Level'. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
The Bigger They Are: Classic '70s police drama series. Regan discovers that successful people will stop at nothing to keep their skeletons in cupboards. [S] S4 Ep8
Episode 10. Series about the world of medicine and biology. Dr Chris swallows a supercool camera pill to follow the journey that food makes through his body. [S]
Abby Morgan, Rest in Peace: US drama series. Abby's death causes Jen to denounce God, and Andie and Pacey's bid to find the goodness in her aren't helped by the entries in her diary. [S] S2 Ep19
Bologna: Rick Stein visits Bologna and learns how to make fresh egg pasta used for tortellini, tagliatelle, ravioli and lasagne - he also tries 13-year-old Parmesan cheese. [S,AD]
Coverage of the Lords Constitution committee on the UK's constitutional safeguards with evidence from Lord Case and Lord Young of Old Windsor, on Wednesday 16 September. [S]
Ten Green Bottles. Sing and count along as Mr Tumble tidies up and recycles 10 green bottles sitting on a wall, with the help of some jolly animal friends. Also in HD. [S]
...Basics. Ina visits the legendary chef, Daniel Boulud, at his flagship restaurant in New York. Together they create one of his delicious, signature, classic, French dishes. S4/Ep6
Julie and Alistair host the final visit, at Crossroads House in Carlisle. The roadside location and mismatched dÂecor raise eyebrows, and Julie has a crisis of confidence in the kitchen. [S]
Gentleman From America: Rich American Howard Latimer takes a trip to London, betting £1,000 he can stay in a room that is said to be haunted. (S1, ep 31) [S]
Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine and immigration laws. (S14, ep 4) [S]
Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. But catastrophe ensues. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
The Harassed: Tension mounts when Frasier's forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
It's Been a Long Day: An enigmatic new surgeon joins the team, while Elliot is forced to confront his demons over Gina's death. Connie shocks Sam with unexpected news. [S]
28/45. The team investigate after a property developer chopped down a row of trees despite the council rejecting an earlier planning application that would have destroyed them. Also in HD. [S]
Liam Charles. Liam Charles pops in to show Ricky three special items. Ricky then surprises Liam with art from around the UK, artwork sent in by fans and a cool creation he makes for him to keep. [S]
Harvest. It's autumn in the garden, and Aaron and Novah go on a harvest adventure. They learn how fruit grows and pick ripe apples and blackberries to celebrate the season. Also in HD. [S,AD]
A group of businessmen due to stay at the manor are expecting some culture, Shakespeare and opera, but there seems to be only one answer with no money to spend on entertainment. S2 E6
Woolly Bench and Giant Spiderweb Walk. Ranger Hamza and the Ramblers find a woolly bench and wash a giant greenhouse on a walk to catch a bus. Also in HD. [S]
In France, Paul and Yip rescue another building, while Marc and Diedre lean into traditional building methods. In Spain, Mike faces a roofing emergency at his former dairy farm. (S5 Ep7) [S]
Haroon's dropping the week's biggest tunes along with plenty of laughter and chat. Wherever you're listening, Haroon's got the tunes to keep you company.
Naga Munchetty features news, experiences, and big name interviews from around the UK. Join the conversation, text 85058 (charged at your standard message rate).
6/7. Documentary series revealing the riches and wonders of polar regions. Today, their survival relies on a combination of ancient wisdom and cutting-edge science. [S,AD]
Colin Baker & Peter Purves: Two Doctor Who stars explore Herefordshire and Worcestershire with £400 to spend on antiques before the auction begins. (S3, ep 5) [S]
Brand new series: An over-the-top guest has the crew scrambling all over the place. Meanwhile, Captain Jason's resolved to keep his distance. Wise move, skip... (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
With a flick of her hair and a flutter of her eyelashes, Jenny reckons she can score a win in Fort Worth. But Bubba's immediately pegged her for a 'shameless flirt'. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A little girl wishes that she had a birthday every year... Plus: dogs with human hands! (S30 Ep20) [AD,S]
(1954) Judy Holliday stars in this comedy as a smalltown girl who comes to New York and rents a billboard to publicise her name - and soon she's a TV star. With Jack Lemmon. [S]
It's Japanese Week and the bakers tackle steamed buns and a layered technical challenge. Plus, a showstopper is inspired by kawaii - the Japanese love of all things cute! S11/Ep6
Magazine show with news and topical items, celebrity guests, expert advice, real-life stories, competitions and a mix of cookery, health, beauty, lifestyle and more. [S]
A brutal stabbing occurs outside a shopping centre in Grimsby. Plus, a teenager makes the decision to become a prison pen pal to a convicted killer. S4/Ep2
In the Cotswolds, Drew looks around an impressive manor house. Then, he visits a converted chapel in Burnley filled with incredible antiques and a car show room in Jersey. S14/Ep17
It's feedback time as the B&Bers discuss paying for breakfast and picky comments about paintwork. Harsh truths are aired before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced. [S]
The Superfan: Mike makes a big-league offer on an ultra-rare vintage Edison invention. And a mega stash of beer-related memorabilia stokes Frank's Oktoberfest mojo. (S14 Ep3) [AD,S]
Lilith Needs a Favor: Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Heartbreak City: Classic US supernatural drama. The love god Cupid asks the Halliwells to help retrieve a ring that he uses to bring couples together when it is stolen by a demon. [S] S2 Ep10
The Wedding Badge. Animated preschool series. King Tiger has met his perfect partner and is getting married. It's going to be a royal wedding, and Duggee is invited! Also in HD. [S,AD]
Take Away: When a team of Hong Kong police join CI5 in London to help crack a heroin supply racket, Bodie and Doyle uncover a plan to smuggle drugs to the US by Triad gangs. [S,AD] S3 Ep10
Patrick buys a box of odds and ends at an army auction by mistake - including a hand grenade which he does not realise is live until he has pulled the pin. S5 E4: An Explosive Situation
Lisbon: Rick Stein visits Lisbon on the banks of the River Tagus, a city in love with its seafood and possibly the best custard tarts in the world. [S,AD]
A storm is brewing - namely because Lesa's back. And she's ready to pick up where she left off with old enemy Victor. But perhaps she didn't count on making some new ones, too... (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
The Happiest Day: Nostalgic drama. Blaketon is put in a compromising position when the police investigate a robbery, and a lost property clear-out provides David with a new hobby. [S,AD] S14 Ep4
A daily teaching program hosted by Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, discussing biblical genealogy, history, prophecy, and end-time events in a detailed verse-by-verse format.
Wed, Sept 16, 11:30 am
SonLife
30 mins
The Global Story
.
Wed, Sept 16, 11:32 am
BBC World Sv.
27 mins
Teeny Tiny Creatures with...
...Chantelle and Rory. Sea Anemones. Rory and Sandy head to the beach to look for sea anemones, whilst Chantelle meets a sea anemone expert on a night-time rockpool safari. Also in HD. [S,AD]
East Cheshire. Glamorous pensioner Val hosts a fun and flirty night featuring a Middle Eastern banquet and belly dancing. But spicy food makes guest Michelle's ears itch! (Ep1/5) [S]
Fascinating stories from the past, including the discovery of ÈOtzi the iceman, a Welsh rebellion in the year 1400, and 11 'disappearing' days for the British Empire.
Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. But catastrophe ensues. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
3/5. In Ben Macintyre's new book it's 1981 and a KGB spy makes a momentous decision as the Cold War rages in revolutionary Iran. The reader is Jamie Parker.
Julie and Jerry have been married for 33 years. With Jerry about to retire, the time is right for them to buy a French holiday home in Brittany. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect place? [S]
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Bottle Episode: Homer must transport a million-dollar bottle of wine to Mr Burns's mansion. And for once, it's not actually him who screws it up. (S36 Ep11/18) [AD,S]
The One at a Naval College: Andrew's torn between two worlds when it comes to planning his wedding to his fiancÂee - and former boss - Amanda. Will his laddish past get the better of him? [S]
Brand new series: An over-the-top guest has the crew scrambling all over the place. Meanwhile, Captain Jason's resolved to keep his distance. Wise move, skip... (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
(1954) Judy Holliday stars in this comedy as a smalltown girl who comes to New York and rents a billboard to publicise her name - and soon she's a TV star. With Jack Lemmon. [S]
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Sit back, relax and enjoy a selection of our favourite problem-solving must-haves from across our exciting range. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
The Joshua Tree: Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen and producers Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois give an insight into the making of their 1987 smash The Joshua Tree. (S1, ep 18) [S,AD]
The music and sermons of the Jimmy Swaggart Crusades from around the world. Featuring music by Brother Swaggart, John Starnes, Janet Paschal and the Crusade team.
Once There Was A Way Home Part 2: Zoe returns to find the ED in chaos and Jamie barricaded inside her office with Ramin, and the nurse must put his training to the test. [S,AD]
East Cheshire. 'Yummy mummy' Hazel hopes that her fine food and great hosting skills will bag her the top scores. But she has her work cut out to impress fussy eater Michelle. (Ep2/5) [S]
The Superfan: Mike makes a big-league offer on an ultra-rare vintage Edison invention. And a mega stash of beer-related memorabilia stokes Frank's Oktoberfest mojo. (S14 Ep3) [AD,S]
Rob joins Stephen Mulhern as he goes toe-to-toe with the Banker and tries to come out on top while avoiding becoming a member of the infamous 1p Club. [S,AD]
Get ready for a foray of fashion with Caroline Hawley! Today's show embarks on a journey through various eras of fashion, from fancy footwear to jazzy jackets! Also in HD. [S,AD]
With the help of a celebrity panel, contestants must fill in the missing words of statements and phrases. Lily Savage hosts this classic game show. [S]
Freddie, Chris and Paddy head to the Lake District for an emotional reunion with their own dads' old cars, and Chris tests Lamborghini's most powerful car ever, the hybrid Sian. [S,AD]
A Royal Do. Forcing Andy's mum to take a relaxing day off, the Odd Socks take over her hair salon. However, upon the surprise arrival of some royal customers, will the band be able to cope? [S]
To Trap A Rat: Fantasy espionage series. Scotland Yard is baffled by the distribution of tainted drugs around the London disco scene, so Sharron tails a desperate addict. [S] S1 Ep8
Silas's First Day. It's Silas and his classmates' first full day at school! There are lots of things to explore, new friends to make and teachers to meet. Also in HD. [S,AD]
The Flandshees of Innersimpson: Flanders vows never to speak to Homer again after Homer steals his new headphones. Homer's absolutely delighted - at first... (S36 Ep12/18) [AD,S]
Mary explores the historic Jurassic Coast, home of fond childhood memories. She joins a scallop diver and makes delicious dishes including classic moules mariniere. S1/Ep4
Join the Loose Women panellists as they interview celebrity guests and discuss the day's most topical issues, from current affairs to celebrity gossip and the latest showbiz news. [S]
Hunter's Moon: Nostalgic police drama. Merton has to call in CID when a farmer's body is found in suspicious circumstances, and Vernon tries to impress a taxi licensing committee. [S,AD] S14 Ep5
East Cheshire. DJ Nick - the only man in the competition - reckons he can multi-task as well as any woman. But Val and Hazel wonder if his beef Wellington will rise to the occasion. (Ep3/5) [S]
Goodbye Waffle? Preschool comedy drama series. It's time to say goodbye to the puppy. Evie goes with Jess to her veterinary practice to scan Waffle's microchip. Also in HD. [S,AD]
(1941) American frontier pioneering western starring Randolph Scott, Robert Young and Dean Jagger as three very different men working to connect east and west by telegraph in the 1860s. [S]
Pelicans. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. A floating garbage patch endangers a flock of pelicans and other sea creatures. [S,AD]
The girls are arguing - they need more space and decide to move to a bigger flat, but they need a third person to share the high rent. Can they find anybody? S2 E8: The New Flat
Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place? [S]
Haroon's dropping the week's biggest tunes along with plenty of laughter and chat. Wherever you're listening, Haroon's got the tunes to keep you company.
Wed, Sept 16, 1:00 pm
BBC Asian Net.
60 mins
Signed: BBC News at One
The latest national and international news from the BBC. [S,SL]
Spiky Sitting. When double act Phoenix and Mossy find Spiky far away from his burrows, they decide to take him home. Poor wee fella, he's so small and helpless... or is he? Also in HD. [S,AD]
Six contestants face off against each other in four rounds of general knowledge questions presented by host Bradley Walsh in order to win a cash prize. [S]
The Last Man Expanding: Springfield's hooked on a weight loss drug. Homer's not sold on it, until Marge begs him to take it. But there's a side effect... (S36 Ep13/18) [AD,S]
Bottle Episode: Homer must transport a million-dollar bottle of wine to Mr Burns's mansion. And for once, it's not actually him who screws it up. (S36 Ep11/18) [AD,S]
...Adventure. James arrives in the tiny village of Giverny, known for its food and art. He explores Monet's kitchen and cooks up an autumnal treat of apple doughnuts. S1/Ep17
The game of words hosted by Adil Ray - trying to Lingo all the way alongside the reigning Lingo champions are Brighton couple Louis and Jack and Nipula and her husband Kishor. [S]
Death Can Add: An auditor finds out that Oliver is defrauding his firm. But when he demands some hush money, he discovers that Oliver has a nasty surprise in store. (S5, ep 10) [S,AD]
Get an intimate look at the men and women working in law enforcement across the country as they attempt to keep the streets safe from crime. Flashing images. (S1, ep 2) [S]
Billy the Kid: Boyden is intrigued by a 10-year-old boy's efforts to get arrested, and a woman from his past turns up to investigate a blackmail case, which upsets Vicky Hagen. [S]
A serving of sports news, guests and a sideways look at the big stories of the day. Call the show on 03717 22 33 44 (Calls charged at national rate) or text 81089 (50p + charges).
East Cheshire. Michelle is confident that her fabulous food, including deep-fried mushrooms stuffed with duck and orange pÃatÂe, followed by a round of bingo, will win her the prize. (Ep4/5) [S]
In Middleton, Manchester, David and Nathan team up to transform an old house into a modern family home. But an unexpected event leaves one of them out in the cold. (S3 Ep20) [S]
The team try out some of James Bond's greatest cars, Freddie and an Extreme E race car take on a man with a jet pack, while Chris and Paddy test a new Ferrari against an old Alfa. [S,AD]
Factory. Frog creates chaos in a loo roll factory, leaving Duck covered in toilet paper. Duck just wants to fix the machine, but Frog is convinced he's a spooky mummy! [S,AD]
3/5. Travelling the Irish border, the mapmaker dodges boy racers on County Fermanagh's twisty lanes. Read by John Paul Connolly.
Wed, Sept 16, 1:30 pm
BBC Radio 4 Ex
15 mins
BBC News Summary
The latest two minute news summary from BBC World Service.
Wed, Sept 16, 1:30 pm
BBC World Sv.
2 mins
Duck and Frog
Campsite. Duck is in charge of a campsite and has to make sure everyone follows the rules. However, Frog turns up and breaks them all - he lets goats loose and has a midnight party in his tent. [S,AD]
P.S. I Hate You: Marge's reputation as Springfield's nicest resident is jeopardised when her secret stash of vitriolic letters is stolen during a house party. (S36 Ep14/18) [AD,S]
The Flandshees of Innersimpson: Flanders vows never to speak to Homer again after Homer steals his new headphones. Homer's absolutely delighted - at first... (S36 Ep12/18) [AD,S]
The latest headlines from around the world at lunchtime with reports and analysis from ITV's Correspondents, all of which are followed by a national weather forecast. [S]
Join the Loose Women panellists as they interview celebrity guests and discuss the day's most topical issues, from current affairs to celebrity gossip and the latest showbiz news. [S]
Hobo Jack: US documentary series. After suffering from slow sales, Mike and Frank need to up their game and are led to a heavily overgrown property to meet 'Hobo Jack'. [S] S2 Ep9
Light Fingers: Tired of gloves vanishing from his factory, Ralph hires a detective. Then, when he tells his wife about the thefts, gloves begin appearing in unexpected places. (S5, ep 11) [S,AD]
A teenage girl witnesses a plane crash and ends up talking to one of the injured passengers, but later discovers that he had already died in the accident.
All at Sea: Nostalgic medical drama series. Dr Cheriton and Nurse Taylor take to the waves to look into a family dispute, and Dr Ormerod finds the truth about his wife hard to bear. [S,AD] S2 Ep1
Stan and the busmen of the Luxton and District Traction Company take karate lessons; fortunately for them, their Inspector is an expert in the art... S2 E3: Self Defence
Faking It. It's been ages since their last quest, and the heroes are losing their edge, so Friendlyface sends them on a fake quest to get rid of a monster. [S,AD]
East Cheshire. The final host, party-loving Zoe, has high hopes for her international menu and flamboyant entertainment, featuring funky hats, disco lights and vodka shots. (Ep5/5) [S]
3/11. Andrew Hunter Murray travels to the scene of the crime, just outside Stuttgart, from where the forger Konrad Kujau ran his cottage industry. Who was this man of many aliases?
18/25. Gabby Logan takes charge of the quiz where contestants need brainpower and ball skills to win big. Who will be the high roller and who will push themselves over The Edge? Also in HD. [S]
(1941) American frontier pioneering western starring Randolph Scott, Robert Young and Dean Jagger as three very different men working to connect east and west by telegraph in the 1860s. [S]
Gary and Alison are looking for a rural holiday home in the Haute-Vienne area of central France. Can Laura Hamilton find them the perfect place for their budget of £100k? [S]
...Throwbacks with Haroon Rashid. Haroon Rashid plays big anthems and tunes you haven't heard in ages! From Bollywood, Bhangra, hip-hop, R&B, UK garage and British Asian beats all mashed up!
Wed, Sept 16, 2:00 pm
BBC Asian Net.
60 mins
Nishma Hindocha
Trusted local news, information and advice, and great music for your afternoon.
Wed, Sept 16, 2:00 pm
BBC Cumbria
240 mins
Nishma Hindocha
Trusted local news, information and advice, and great music for your afternoon.
Wed, Sept 16, 2:00 pm
BBC Lancashire
240 mins
Michelle Dignan
Michelle brings you celebrity interviews, the music you love and afternoon updates.
Wed, Sept 16, 2:00 pm
BBC Manchester
240 mins
Helen Jones
News, great music, fun and the local issues that matter to you.
Matt Chorley brings you big political guests, the key news of the day, and your views on the issues that matter to you. Text 85058 (charged at your standard message rate).
Wed, Sept 16, 2:00 pm
BBC R5L
120 mins
Trevor Nelson
Trevor brings you some of the best music from across the decades to get you through the afternoon.
Anne-Marie Minhall presents her own selection of classical music favourites, including the Hall of Fame 3 at 3 - three pieces of music from the Classic FM Hall of Fame chart.
Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
The Last Man Expanding: Springfield's hooked on a weight loss drug. Homer's not sold on it, until Marge begs him to take it. But there's a side effect... (S36 Ep13/18) [AD,S]
...Adventure. James ventures to Paris, one of his favourite cities in the world! He cooks duck breast with tangy vegetables, a steak baguette and gin and cucumber savarin. S1/Ep18
The Mature Cheddars: Warwick Davis hosts as a team of walking footballers tackle a series of Top 10 list questions, but can they beat the Tenable Tower and head home with the cash? [S] S7 Ep8
Llangollen plays host to the dealer's den. Fay Rutter is maid up over a milking stool, and as a painter, Alison Chapman makes a very good antiques dealer. [S,AD]
A family want answers when their 23-year-old daughter goes missing after a night out. Can security camera footage help detectives hunt down the person responsible? S6/Ep6
Suzie Fletcher is trusted to restore military items owned by an extraordinary soldier. Plus, Stephen Kember and Will Kirk revamp an unusual bench. S4/Ep30
Anyone For Murder?: A psychology professor places an ad offering to help spouses get rid of their other halves, grabbing the police's attention. Trouble ensues. (S2, ep 20) [S]
New. As Zainab and Masood's marriage begins to implode, Tamwar is forced to beg Syed to help reunite their warring parents. A guilt-ridden Mercy calls a halt to her wedding. [S]
Interviews, news and analysis of the day's global events.
Wed, Sept 16, 2:06 pm
BBC World Sv.
54 mins
Tourism Tax Urgent Question
Coverage of an urgent question in the House of Commons on the impact of the government's proposed overnight visitor levy on the tourism and hospitality sectors in England, on Tuesday 15 September. [S]
Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Marcus Brigstocke in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. [S]
In Middleton, Manchester, David and Nathan team up to transform an old house into a modern family home. But an unexpected event leaves one of them out in the cold. (S3 Ep20) [S]
Graham Norton hosts as solicitor Sapna, work planner Ben, and custody officer Deborah take on the Wheel and some head-scratching puzzles to win a possible 50,000 pounds. [S,AD]
4/5. Jess has left Dan, the studio and the violent world of Ronnie Vaz behind. But something is pulling her back. Holli Dempsey and Josef Altin star in Matthew Broughton's new thriller.
Nina and her husband Andy welcome their rivals to their Scandinavian-style accommodation, The Old Stables in Somerset, where some guests are dubious about the no-shoes policy. [S]
...Maple Street. After the death of the local busybody, a couple move into her house. But strange events make them suspect that the woman's death concealed a deeper secret. (2024)[S]
The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
P.S. I Hate You: Marge's reputation as Springfield's nicest resident is jeopardised when her secret stash of vitriolic letters is stolen during a house party. (S36 Ep14/18) [AD,S]
The latest headlines from around the world at lunchtime with reports and analysis from ITV's Correspondents, all of which are followed by a national weather forecast. [S]
Laurel and Hardy: US documentary series. Mike and Frank contemplate giving Danielle a raise while having high hopes for a Kiss pinball machine and two Laurel and Hardy costume heads. [S] S2 Ep10
(1956) Western. Richard Widmark plays a man who murdered the killers of his wife and children and who becomes the unlikely saviour of a wagon train that's attacked by Apaches. [S]
Wildlife drama. It's the grand reopening of Mara - a British charity is using the event to release a cape vulture back into the wild, but a serious injury overshadows the event. [S] S2 Ep2
16/20. In the Cotswolds, a couple from Scotland look for the characterful cottage of their dreams. Nicki Chapman drops in on show jumping legend Nick Skelton. Also in HD. [S]
Deadly Skies. Wildlife expert Steve Backshall turns detective to solve CBBC viewers' animal mysteries. From birds to bees, Steve answers questions about flying animals. [S,SL]
Morris hosts at Rigsby's Guest House in Hertford. His attempt to entertain his guests at a local zoo isn't a hit with everyone and a breakfast hold-up doesn't go down well. [S]
The latest news and weather from around the North West. [S]
Wed, Sept 16, 2:55 pm
ITV1+1
5 mins
Please Sir!
Norman potter is chosen to be the face of a national advertising campaign for beer, much to the disapproval of the Chair of Governors of the School. S3 E10: A Star is Born
In this festive celebrity special, Rav Wilding hosts a not-very-Christmassy Mexican night for Rebecca Adlington, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
The new face on Asian Network Represents, Beant, is facing off with Jaz as he drops in to take on his fast-paced word association game, J to the A to the Z.
Live from Ely Cathedral, with music to mark the 100th anniversary of the birth of organist and composer Arthur Wills, Director of Music at Ely Cathedral from 1958 to 1990.
Wed, Sept 16, 3:00 pm
BBC Radio 3
60 mins
Money Box Live
The latest news from the world of personal finance.
Power Cut. With the Farmer and Bitzer away, Shaun and the flock attempt to have some fun in the house. However, turning on every appliance causes a power outage, plunging the farmhouse into chaos! [S]
Jasmine Harman shows wedding dress designer Emma what the Greek island of Lefkada has to offer for her budget of £120k. Will she say 'I do' to a light-lustred lock-up-and-leave? [S]
Blasts from the Past: Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
The Bikers cook the perfect dishes to share with the people we love. On the menu are baked cheesecake, a crowd-pleasing terrine and the ultimate beef sandwich. S1/Ep4
Graham Norton invites customer experience manager Phil, HR manager Jamie-Lee, and hair salon owner Helen to spin the Wheel and avoid the bankrupts for a possible 50,000 pounds. [S,AD]
Playing against each other in this episode are husband and wife Steve and Beth, mother and daughter Paula and Rusian, and book-worm Liam and his partner Beth. [S]
Llangollen plays host to the dealer's den. Fay Rutter is maid up over a milking stool, and as a painter, Alison Chapman makes a very good antiques dealer. [S,AD]
Lisa's here to make life a little easier with a hand-picked selection of her favourite must-haves. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
The RNIB Connect Radio team bring you a mix of the latest news, interviews and features
Wed, Sept 16, 3:00 pm
RNIB Connect
180 mins
Salvage Hunters: The Restorers
Sculptor Nick has his work cut out for him. Meanwhile, metal worker Ted tries to revive a model fairground and Alex restores a piece of Beatles memorabilia. S3/Ep15
...Nancy Moir. London - Peregrine Falcon: Jim and Nancy Moir visit London to spot and paint the English capital's high-rise resident - the infamous peregrine falcon. (S2, ep 1) [S,AD]
The preaching Ministry of Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart. This show is taken from Church services recorded live at Family Worship Center Church in Baton Rouge, LA.
Guy Martin visits Llandudno in north Wales to try to return the seaside resort to its former Victorian glory, work on restoring its pier, and service its funicular tramway. [S]
Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Marcus Brigstocke in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. [S]
Reality series. Dan and Ella get to know each other better at one of Bali's stunning beach clubs, and home is on Diags' mind as he brings Jodie to Bali to a mixed response. [S] S33 Ep2
New. After losing his wallet, Scott agrees to work for Wally at the cafe after school for a week to pay off his dinner. Danny is shocked when a man comes to pick Maria up for a date. [S]
Wed, Sept 16, 3:20 pm
U&Drama+1
30 mins
You Rang, M'Lord?
Cissy goes to the polls at the local election, James gets a job offer from Sir Ralph, and Teddy goes too far but Alf suggests a plan. S3 E6 Night of Reckoning
The festive celebrity special continues, as Rebecca Adlington hosts a Winter Games-themed evening for Rav Wilding, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and Mrs Moneypenny. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
...2026. 3/5. Set in a small town in rural Australia, Cherise Saywell's 'Ditto' is the third story up for the BBC National Short Story Award with the University of Cambridge. Richard Goulding reads.
3/6. Eva travels to the eastern edge of Mexico, home of the ancient Maya, where she cooks in the shadow of the iconic Uxmal Pyramid. Also in HD. [S,AD]
The Smell of Victory. When the Fairy Squad get their wings gunked by Stinkweasel, the heroes must quest to end his reign of stinky nonsense over the forest. [S,AD]
The Tale of the Best Bowler. Animated series. When Peter and Nutkin's pine cone bowling rivalry gets out of hand it leads to big trouble... Also in HD. [S,AD]
Whanex?: While preparing a presentation for his students about future goals, Cam must contend with a bully at the school. Jay has technical trouble during a video conference. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
(1956) Western. Richard Widmark plays a man who murdered the killers of his wife and children and who becomes the unlikely saviour of a wagon train that's attacked by Apaches. [S]
Maisie warns her family she intends to continue seeing Andy against their wishes, Sandy realises he must make amends with Ashley and Katie goes for a drink with Nathan. [S,AD]
The Juice Badge. Animated preschool series. Duggee makes the Squirrels juice from fresh fruit in the garden. The Squirrels meet a little bug, full of woes about being too small. Also in HD. [S,AD]
The Footprint Badge. Animated preschool series. The Squirrels are playing hide-and-seek, but they can't find Happy. Duggee can though - he follows Happy's footprints. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Robin welcomes his rivals to the converted Dent Station in the Yorkshire Dales, where he's organised a butchery competition. A few home truths about the group are revealed. [S]
New. Maria goes to dinner with Robert, and Des meets Joan's children. Danny discovers Scott took Wendy to dinner. Daphne finds Des didn't come home last night. [S]
Wed, Sept 16, 3:50 pm
U&Drama+1
30 mins
Grizzy and the Lemmings: World...
...Tour. Great Wall Disco. Grizzy and the Lemmings discover a hidden mechanism on the Great Wall of China. [S]
